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The World’s Most Musical Fart Ever! [VIDEO]

We've all heard the saying "The butt is a musical instrument that farts a whole note." Well in this case it was seven glorious notes of musical expression in arpeggio in the key of B flat. It's one of the greatest most beautiful farts to have ever been captured, truly an epic magnum opus symphony of wind!

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Dog Reacts to Owner Farting [VIDEO]

This dog's reaction to it's owner farting on him is classic! They were just sitting on the couch kicking back and relaxing, then the owner decides to let one loose. This poor little Chihuahua never had a chance!

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The Olympics Are Even Better With Fart Sounds

Figure skaters move as elegantly as any athletes on the planet. So naturally the Internet has added the perfect touch to their performances: fart sounds.

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Breaking the Fart Barrier! [VIDEO]

A great video that will especially help the ladies when it comes to breaking the fart barrier. Exactly when is it appropriate to cut one in front of, or in ear shot of the one you love? A question that's plagued mankind for decades. I might have made it 3 whole days before blowing a warm kiss, a polite way of saying anal air horned my lovely girlfriend, now wife. She took it in stride & we've been together for well over 20 years!

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Federal Worker Formally Reprimanded For Flatulence

An unnamed Federal worker has been making a stink at work. Now the man's flatulence is part of a five-page official reprimand that details his long history of offensive odor.

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