Your Funeral Won’t Be So Depressing If You Hire People to Attend It
Would you bring a ringer in to your funeral? Because it might become a thing.
Would you bring a ringer in to your funeral? Because it might become a thing.
A recently deceased Pennsylvania man went to a fast food restaurant so often that his daughter arranged for his funeral procession stopped by the drive-thru on the way to his burial. This is why you should be nice to your family: when you are dead, they're in charge.
David Kime Jr., 88, of
Funerals suck. We don’t like to get into that sappy crap. Unless of course said funeral involves half-naked women, because half-naked women make any situation a thousand times better. Well folks, our twisted dreams have come true