Mess of the Day

Names: The BakeN'Bra Brothers Location: Traveling show. Occupations: Performance artists/artisan bakers/babysitters-for-hire. Hobbies: Playing human double dutch, eatin' their veggies and being supportive. 5 Things They Can’t Live Without: Art, carbohydrates, balance, good breast support, and each other...

Name: Tabitha Tubesock Location: Palm Springs, Florida Occupation: Collections agent for Columbia House, on the overnight shift. Hobbies:Dumpster divin', extreme coupon-in' and stayin' up all night. 6 Things I Can’t Live Without: Truck stop diners, podcasts, eyeliner, Wild Cherry Pepsi, industrial work gloves, and Virginia Slims...

Names: Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots Location: Deer Park, Long Island Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St...

Name: Edna Scissorhands Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn Occupation: Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending). Hobbies: Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds. 6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader's Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains...

Name: Comfy Carl Location: That poor woman's lap. Occupation: The world's first cold-blooded, colorblind camouflage designer. Hobbies: Chutes n' Ladders tournaments, mouthbreathing, and taking up a very small amount of space on the subway...

Name: Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow Location: San Francisco, CA Occupation: Owners and operators of Rhonda and Rodney's Rowdy Rickshaw - A bar pick-up service for the intoxicated and adventurous. Spend Their Free Time: "I mean, getting into the costumes pretty much eats up most of the day...

Name: Melissa All Smiles Location: First night out in the big city! Occupation:  Sales associate at a cork board distribution company. Spends Her Free Time: Dying, tailoring and wearing actual fish nets. Hobbies: Scrapbooking, keeping mementos of fun times, creating vision boards...