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Pilot Who Broke Up Heated Political Argument Is the Hero America Needs Right Now

People aren't just talking politics everywhere they go. They're also talking politics on the way to everywhere they go.

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Category: Morons, Videos
Kurt Jenkins
Palm Beach Sheriff's Office
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Man Busted for Pulling the Ol’ ‘Wires in a Penis While Driving’ Stunt

Well, here's a use of wire you probably never considered.

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‘Idiots’ Surfing on a Turtle Are in a Heap of Trouble

Surf should not be up.

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Category: Morons, Weird News
Explosion
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Woman Vacuuming Gas Out of Car Trunk Incites Fiery Explosion

Cleaning a car shouldn't end this way.

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Category: Morons, Videos
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Desperate DMV Worker Caught Using Database to Get a Date (Spoiler: He Didn’t)

We may now why it takes so long to do your business at the DMV.

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Boat Fight
Daryl Newhouse, Facebook
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Boaters Brawling During Regatta are Height of Hoity Toity Trash

There was some real drama on the high seas.

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Category: Morons, Videos
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Classy Dude Climbs Broadcast Tower and Pounds Beers

This guy's stunt -- ahem -- towers over all others.

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Category: Humor, Morons, Videos, Weird News
Pokemon
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Cops Tase Pokemon Go-Playing Loony, Mom Vows to Sue Everyone

Maybe the game oughta be called Pokemon Go to Jail.

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Category: Morons, Videos, Weird News
Seif Eldin Mustafa, Ben Innes
Paul Smith, Twitter
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Hostage Takes Absurd Picture With Idiot Hijacker in Most Bizarre Photo Op You’ll Ever See

Of all the thoughts that go through your mind when your plane is hijacked, "Hey, I'd love to snap a photo with the lunatic masterminding this" should not be one of them.

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Category: Humor, Morons, Weird News
Steve E via YouTube
Steve E via YouTube
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Dude Ignites His Bike Showing Off His Glowing Pipes

Another reason why you shouldn't showboat the whip. October's Darwin Award Winner.

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Category: Morons, Videos Tags:
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Texan Dishes Out Some Justice to Package Thief [VIDEO]

There is nothing lower than a person who steals. Especially a package left on a front porch. This Texas deserves a round on me.

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Death By Selfie Is More Likely Than Death By What?

Selfies are hazardous to your health.

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