Nick Romano

It’s practically every high school guy’s dream to take Sex Education classes from the sultry Sofia Vergara. The girls, on the other hand, could probably care less, especially Gilly from ‘Saturday Night Live.’

In the likely event you’re not like us and don’t have the time to invest hours (and we mean solid hours) of your life into killing as many aliens as you can muster in ‘Mass Effect 3’, you might want to take a gander at ‘Mass Effect Infiltrator.’

Although it was huge for Lindsay Lohan to host ‘Saturday Night Live,’ the real news of the weekend was Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (played by Bobby Moynihan). She came on the set of the Weekend Update to clear the air about these pregnancy rumors. Although she refused to definitively say yes or no, there were some pretty telling signs that she might be.

You know you’re getting older when it seems like nobody on Twitter knows who Billy Crystal is. Yeah, you read that right. Loads of people (and by people we mean out-of-touch teens) took to the Twittersphere after seeing the opening of the 2012 Oscars with utter confusion as to who the iconic actor is.

Interviewing celebs at the Grammy Awards can be overwhelming, but their were two girls almost too eager for the task: YouTube sensations Sophia Grace and Rosie (aka the ‘Super Bass’ girls).

Thanks to Zooey Deschanel and ‘Saturday Night Live,’ we now finally have a song worthy to be the theme for Valentine’s Day. Sure there are all those classic ballads from the ’80s and ’90s, but there’s none quite like the one Deschanel performed during her opening monologue on Saturday that truly sums up what the day of love is all about.

Obviously M.I.A. giving the middle finger to everyone watching the Super Bowl was just as horrendous as Janet Jackson’s infamous nip slip. That’s why Zooey Deschanel had to promote her new group called One Finger, A Million Moms on ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ via ‘Saturday Night Live.’

Did you know Nicolas Cage has a dream to star in every movie possible? Yeah, he revealed this during ‘Saturday Night Live‘s’ Weekend Update. Well, actually, it wasn’t really him who said this, it was his clone. In an attempt to spread the glory of his films, the ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance’ star turned to science in order to duplicate everything about himself, but at what cost?

Whitney Houston‘s death came as a huge shock to everyone, including the folks at ‘Saturday Night Live.’ With such little time after the announcement on Saturday to pay tribute to the legendary artist, NBC was still able to set a side a moment of silence to remember Houston and all her contributions.

We all remember the Budweiser Clydesdales, right? Those magnificent horses pulling a carriage fit for a king? Well, it looks like we’ll be seeing them again during the Super Bowl 2012 commercials.

He’s a player, he’s a pilot, he’s a party animal, he’s Quagmire. No other character on television has the same level of game or confidence when it comes to the ladies, but the real-life version of this ‘Family Guy‘ star may actually be on par.

Ever wonder what those NBC Football guys do to stay relaxed when making their Super Bowl 2012 promos? As Channing Tatum and the ‘Saturday Night Live‘ guys found out, they only take about a few seconds to make, but you have to stay loose in order to get a genuine shot.