A simple guy that enjoys the finer things in life. Things like cargo pants, manly flip flops, and sleeping without a top sheet. When not on the air, he can usually be found out in the sticks hunting whatever is in season, or shooting his mouth off on Xbox Live. Forever a fan of loud music, fat bottomed girls, and big ass guns.
Kelso
Your Field Artillery Skills Are Prep For Mountain Jobs
Imagine getting paid big money to fire off those heavy HE rounds.
The Two Worst Locks In History
Apparently, this is manufacturing malpractice.
How Many Ears of Corn Are In A Can?
Have you ever been this bored and intrigued?
Life Before Photoshop Was Glorious
Before you could just click effects into a pic or video, brilliant programmers made magic happen on tape.
Former Astronaut Describes Life In Space
Space may be an interesting idea, but have you thought about things like how you're supposed to sleep?
Rick Astley Trolls Crowd With Rockin’ AC/DC Classic
He started "Never Gonna Give You Up," then dominated with AC/DC! Legend.
This Tool/Taylor Swift Mashup Oddly Works
Name a greater crossover event in history...
This Is The Greatest Prayer Ever Spoken By Humankind
NASCAR is pretty much the American equivalent of weird Japan.
This Guy Can Replace David Attenborough
There's a new king of natural world narration.
Part Chainsaw, Part Grinder, Pure Tool Envy
If you had a million dollar shop and the skill to do it, you'd make stuff like this too.
Cart Narcs Is Back, Doing The Lords Work In Parking Lots
Shame is a pretty good motivator to return your cart to the corral.
Did You Watch The XFL Games This Weekend?
As the XFL gets off their second inaugural season, follies were plenty.