Kelso

Kelso is the quiet guy around the station until he isn't. He has a talented knack for making everyone around the table feel a little awkward with his often inappropriate sense of humor. A builder of things and tinkerer of tools, when not locked in a studio doing radio, he can usually be found in the shop working on his nephew's dirt bikes. Kelso became an award-winning author in 2020 for his short stories inspired by the almost unbelievably crazy radio experiences, with a keen memory for visceral detail and his own unique way of sharing that upsets actual journalists. His current crown achievement is having been the subject of an impromptu and hilariously accurate Ted Talk on Reddit, an event he felt truly honored for. Don't confuse his banter and opinions with journalism or facts, that's not what you'll find. Listen instead for the fart jokes, he's practically a fourteen-year-old with a radio show and a blog.