Kelso is the quiet guy around the station until he isn't. He has a talented knack for making everyone around the table feel a little awkward with his often inappropriate sense of humor. An award-winning author for his short stories often inspired by the almost unbelievably crazy radio experiences, his current crowning achievement is having been the subject of an impromptu and hilariously accurate Ted Talk on Reddit. A momentary event he felt truly honored for. Don't confuse his banter and opinions with journalism or facts, that's not what you'll find. Listen instead for the fart jokes, he's practically a fourteen-year-old with a radio show and a blog. Want to register an opinion? Email Kelso@Z94.com
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Sometimes There’s Nothing to Write About in Lawton, Oklahoma
Have you ever just run out of things to say?
Is This How Non-Okies Really See Oklahoma?
The more you watch, the funnier it gets.
More Oklahoma Phrases Non-Okies Wouldn’t Understand
Ever been so plum tired you didn't have the energy to worsh after a long day in the shinries?
Are BB Guns Illegal in the City of Lawton?
As inflation worsens, the backyard is the new home of family entertainment.
The Ten Most Affordable Places to Live in Oklahoma
Money stretches a lot further in these cheaper towns.
This Oklahoma Eatery Has Been Serving Burgers Since 1938
Being a young state, OK isn't known for old history... but these burgers do look historically awesome!
Can You Legally Raise Chickens For Eggs in Lawton, Oklahoma?
With the ever-increasing sky-high price of eggs these days, web searches about raising chickens inside Lawton city limits have peaked online... mainly, is it legal?
As with any topic that involves municipal government, the answers aren't as clear and concise as they could be...
Don’t Expect Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods in Lawton Anytime Soon
We likely won't fit their metrics, well, ever.
Even More Snow in the Extended Oklahoma February Forecast
Farmers Almanac is killing it this winter with accurate predictions.
Oklahoma Listed as One of the Worst States To Raise Kids
Poor pay, broken homes, and violent crime don't inspire hope for the Sooner State.
Allsup’s Confirmed It, They’re Expanding Into Oklahoma
The New Mexico/Texas icon seeks new territory in the Sooner State.
Oklahoma Produces the Worlds Best Beef Jerky
Next time you have that craving, reach for one of these brands.