Hey everybody. My real name is Wes. My fake radio name is Nessman. I'm a lifelong radio guy and more importantly a guy who just loves being around music. I've written over 8700 articles, and if I've ever offended you, I'm sorry, I had to write over 8,700 articles. I love comedy and getting up when everyone else is still asleep. I'm also the co-owner of Halloween attractions in Lubbock and Austin (haunted theme parks). I believe strongly in blood donation and in helping animals. I used to keep fish and I was a co-owner of the Freaky Tiki Tavern. I still lift weights daily and love to cook. I am also an ordained minister and I am officially a Count. Some people think it's weird but I eat Ramen every day. I've met and was able to interview more than my fair share of people you've heard on the radio. More than anything I want you to know that I've done a pretty good job of beating depression and you can too. You're always welcome to email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org
What Can You Legally Throw Out Of A Car Window In Texas?
There is only one thing you can throw out of your vehicle window in Texas
How To Make Sure Your Watermelon Is Cold For The Fourth
Here's how to make your watermelon the perfect temperature for your holiday dessert.
This Is Not A Drill. Giant Poisonous Worms Have Been Spotted In Texas!
Why is everyone not freaking out over these giant worms?
The 5 Worst Foods You Run Across in Texas
I understand that you and I have different tastes. Some of these items may make you say "yum." Well, you're wrong.
Watch Porn Star Mia Khalifa Twerk to a Song About Mia Khalifa
Okay, so I never really got the whole "twerking" thing. It just seems kind of dumb to me. This video of porn star Mia Khalifa dancing in her bed, however, may be responsible for giving you a very inappropriate chub. Yeah, I said it.
Texas A&M Player’s Assistant Coach Punches West Virginia Players [VIDEO]
A Texas A&M student coach is in hot water after taking some cheap shots at West Virgina University players yesterday. Michael Richardson was on the Aggie team until an injury killed his career in 2012. This didn't stop him from being “the 12th man” for the Aggies yesterday.
Texas Boy Mispronounces ‘Pushed Me’ in the Worst Possible Way [VIDEO]
A young boy from Amarillo tried to tell his dad that his mom pushed him, but he couldn't quite say "pushed me" correctly. So, what does the kid say? Well, I'll leave that up to you to figure out, but it does sound a heck of a lot like a certain dirty word.
Sara X Knocks Out Some Mozart With Her Knockers [VIDEO]
This lady is beautiful. I don't have to tell you guys how lovely a well-tattooed lady looks. But this one has a special talent. Sara X plays along with the beat, but she doesn't use her hands. She flexes her beautiful rack in time with this Mozart jam. (Saying "Mozart jam" means more to most people than saying "Mozart's Eine Kliene Nachtmusik," doesn't it?)