Ever Seen A Bear Pole Dance? You Really Need To [VIDEO]
In the highest order of "Pour Some Sugar On Me," this awesome little bear cub struts its stuff on the classiest stripper pole found in the wild, treating some morning golfers to an odd start in the morning.
Now, before you go all 'mindfully aware' about what you're seeing, thinking that bear might be a little too young to have the moves like Jagger... keep in mind, it's a bear. There are no age restrictions on their actions. In fact, this is a completely normal and natural thing to see in Russian strip clubs. It's culture, soak it in.
All you have left to do now is watch it again, singing 80's hair anthems in your head and coming up with awkward 'honey-pot' puns...
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