Automobiles

Bust out your beatnik corduroys, time to plan a road trip.

I promise the answer will surprise you.

It's the employment opportunity of a lifetime. Just imagine rolling down the highways and byways in the iconic Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. That's right they're looking for drivers AKA hot doggers. Apply today it you think you can cut the mustard.

That's right the man in red will be coming to Lawton, Fort Sill to Southwest Toyota this weekend. He and Mrs. Claus will be meeting and taking pictures with all the good little boys and girls, and even adults too!

Surprise! Lawton, Fort Sill is getting yet another carwash. It will be located right next door to a carwash and right up the street from the other carwash, how convenient. Thank God, we almost had to drive more than a block to get to the next carwash.

The answer will likely surprise you.

I'm not too sure just how many carwashes one town needs but obviously, we haven't reached that unknown number to date. It's been the running joke that every time someone breaks ground somewhere in Lawton everyone just assumes it's another car wash.

You don't have to go broke, they're almost all the same.

It's been an empty lot for years and years but soon we could be seeing a new car wash at 1503 N. Sheridan Road in Lawton. While I'm glad that the lot will no longer be empty, do we really need another car wash in Lawton?

Things could have gotten awful freaky yesterday in Oklahoma.

There's an argument where it comes from, and I think America gets the credit.

Quick, get Dunder Mifflin on the phone. We need paper now!