Babes

You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.

August 1 is National Girlfriend Day. Did you forget to get a gift?

Why yes, that is indeed a tongue ring.

You haven't lived until you've seen Charlotte McKinney go down on a bacon cheeseburger.

A bounty of beautiful boobies.

Doesn't she look like a fun girl?

We love when a photo falls into the yoga pants genre, but also cleavage, selfie and booty pic. That's like hitting a grand slam.

Pretty AND funny -- an irresistible combo.

We think maybe she's trying to seduce us. (It's working.)

The Red Queen has gone full brunette.

Let's take a look at some lovely ladies who are barely wearing anything. Sound good?

The sideboob selfie: an instant classic.