I'm pretty sure every single guy has been there. It's like a game of chicken, and the loser has to settle for a meal they don't want. Ladies, stop being like this.

Seriously, I always get the old "I don't care..." but I know she does. You know how we know? Because with every mention of a place that sells food, there's a big old 'Nah' right behind it.

Nowadays, if that's the response I get back on a text, I'll head home and fix myself a dinner for one. Does that make me an ***hole? Yep. But at least I'm not a hungry ***hole.

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