Wash Your Ass Like a Man [NSFW VIDEO]

Every guy out there (hopefully) can appreciate an ode to our shower habits. Yes, some of us take a little more care of their skin than others, with the ladylike soaps and skin products. No judgement here, I too once liked those lather builders, but it's hard to beat the quickness of soap. Most of us mean absolute business when it comes to the care routine. Turn on water, lather, rinse, no repeat - repeating is for ladies - hope out and dry off outside of the shower so the old ball and chain can bitch about water on the floor later. It's straight up guy code. One thing every man needs to do is wash his nasty ass. No ands, ifs, or buts about it. That thing is gnarly, and it must be taken care of daily.

Before you hit play, know this. This video isn't suitable for work NSFW - There's a fair amount of bad language in there, plus a lot of questionable ass cleaning. You've been warned.