Germany's leading electronicore band Eskimo Callboy have just released a completely over the top, hysterical music video for their new gym rat anthem "Pump It" and if this doesn't make you want to sweat it out, nothing ever will.

First off, this song could not be catchier even if you pooled all of pop music's most prominent hit makers together and locked them in a room for a year with the world's most expensive gear. This chorus will be rattling around in your head until it's 2022 and, when the new year finally does turn over, you've already got your workout jam to get going on that resolution. That breakdown at the end is guaranteed to help you out as your take your final set to failure, too.

Now, let's get down to serious business here, which is Eskimo Callboy's  "Pump It" video. It's ripped straight from every '90s aerobics workout VHS (remember those?) and pushes the hilarity even further with nonsensical bits, such as the weight plate guitar and drummer David Karl-Friedrich running on a small treadmill behind his drum kit where a stool would typically be placed.

And then there's the lyrics, which are complete gold('s gym). "You better suck it up / Before you suck it in / Activating motherfucking beast mode / Everybody down," is one of many shimmering examples from "Pump It" and you can read them all directly below, courtesy of Genius.

But wait, there's more! If you like what you see in the video, you can even purchase some of that workout attire at Eskimo Callboy's webstore.

Vocalist Kevin Ratajczak comments, “Here we go work out fam! 'Pump it' is out now! And this, our friends, means the start of an incredible journey for your body and soul! Listen to our song, make it a part of your daily routine, and feel yourself grow, physically and mentally! Pump it loud, pump it hard and get the true Eskimo Callboy body culture spirit."

Watch the "Pump It" video at the bottom of the page and don't forget to wipe down your exercise machines after you're done using them, ya lunks!

Eskimo Callboy, "Pump It" Lyrics

I wanna feel it day and night
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better

I wanna feel it day and night
My workout, my delight
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better

I wanna feel that burn in my testo bod
The anabolic superman you'll never gonna stop, yeah
You better suck it up before you suck it in
Activating motherfucking beast mode, everybody down

Do you really wanna work it out?
'Cause I won't take it slow
This fucking life is what I'm all about
I wanna feel it day and night

I wanna feel it day and night
My workout, my delight
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better
I wanna feel it day and night
My workout, my delight
You are the powеr of my life
I wanna pump it better

Just look at my glutеs, what a perfect butt
I'm pumping like a pro and I never really stop
I push myself and I push you too
My body is a board, look at me, fuck you (Get down)

Do you really wanna work it out?
'Cause I won't take it slow
This fucking life is what I'm all about
You see me going deeper
With every rep you can see me grow every day (Deeper)
Speed it up, let's do it again

I wanna feel it day and night
My workout, my delight
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better
I wanna feel it day and night
My workout, my delight
You are the power of my life
I wanna pump it better

Pump it
And if you feel like your body's giving up
You gotta kill the pain and you pump it harder
And if you feel like the pain is getting real
Then make it your life goal to fucking kill that bitch
To fucking kill that bitch
Wake up, beast mode
Every single day I'm gonna push it fucking hard
And it goes pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow
I just wanna pump it

Eskimo Callboy, "Pump It" Music Video

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