Driving around Lawton/Fort Sill, there's no secret that we just might have the highest (per capita) percentage of crap-drivers in the nation. (China still holds the world title) There's countless times on my way to/from the downtown studios every single day that I'll get cut-off, or someone will creep into my lane, and I'll pretty much lay into talking in tongues trying to control a double one-finger salute. The driving here is pretty abysmal... But the world has it's fair share of bad drivers too.

Like I mentioned, China holds that world title, remember the nine day long traffic jam? India pulls in second place on the world scale because apparently cars are a new thing there these days, and the infrastructure just isn't up to par. The Middle East as a whole has got to rank up there, because for every successful video on the web of some dude two-wheeling a Pathfinder, there has to be at least a dozen failed attempts. But this chick from Western Europe has to take the cake for worst "safe" driver ever. Sure, she's a horrible driver (probably texting and driving like a dumbass) but she does make it to her destination in one piece.

So take some advice. Put your phone down, nobody cares about your make-up, and just because that rice burner has all-wheel-drive, it doesn't count as a rally car. Drive like an adult.

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