Z94 Baby Names For Snooki- Take the Poll!

Not being a fan of reality television I still have no idea in HELL how as a society we have arrived at this point of plot-less, meaningless, and pointless programming. I might be in the minority here, but I never would have thought ‘reality TV’ would be as big and as watched as it is today.

Don’t get me wrong, there are a few select reality shows I do watch, for example “Spirit of the Wild,” “Hell’s Kitchen,” and “Kitchen Nightmares,” other than this short list I am pleased to say I’ve never once watched “The Jersey Shore.” I rather masturbate with steel wool and salt then watch these self absorbed self important ‘sudo- celebrities.’

I don’t know what’s worse, that I show like this exists or that people actually watch it. So you’re probably asking yourself what the hell is the point, why are you talking about this? It seems Snooki and the cast of Jersey Shore are a never ending water cooler topic around the office.

Against my will I have recently heard the news that Snooki is pregnant! Oh Joy! Just what the world needs, another reality baby! Since my fellow co-workers won’t shut up about the ‘tragic news’ of Snooki’s pregnancy, and her inability to properly name the child not to mention my fellow co-workers fascination with the topic  I figured I should create a name generator, to help Snooki give a decent name to what is sure to be the Antichrist!

NAME GENERATOR- ALL LEGETIMATE OPTIONS FOR SNOOKI AND LUCKY DAD

I certainly hope that this helps Snooki, my co –workers and occupies some of their spare time so they will leave me the hell alone. I have nothing against Snooki, her baby, the father, or Jersey Shore; I wish them all the best! To my co-workers take the poll and leave me alone!