My wife constantly complains about my driving. Not that it's bad, or that I'm reckless... The complaint is that I drive too slow, like a typical old man. And I'll give you benefit of the doubt, I'm the guy that logs on to GTA:V and follows all traffic laws. Have no idea why, it's just the way I drive. New Zealand recently put out a new commercial to remind people why it's important not to drive like an ass.

The topic is speeding, and the impact is very deep seated in emotion. It reminds me of some of the f***tard drivers we have running around Lawton. It's nerveracking some days. Everyone seems to drive with their egos, like their precious little psyche can't handle following other motorists. It's especially true when that one ***hole of a driver pulls around you, manages to cut you off while speeding up, then pulls back in front of you and slows down. Those people are just asking to be pistol whipped. Listen up and pay attention... Slow your stupid ass down. Getting there late is better than not getting there at all.

 

 

More From KZCD-FM