So you want to get that war experience in during peace time? Enlist in the Indonesian Army. They'll give you war stories you can share, if you survive basic. Imagine crawling through the mud obstacle under the familiar janky clack of AK-47's. You'll get the sensation of mud that seems to just hop up on you as the tumbling 7.62x39mm cheap stuff hits all around you. AK's are tack-drivers right?

While it's pretty insane, it still has nothing on these Russian dudes...