Arizona Border Patrol Lights Wildfire With Gender Reveal Explosive

Just when you think gender reveal parties couldn't get worse, this guy lights the state on fire. You're watching the absent-minded excitement of US Border Agent Dennis Dickey, who managed to burn 45,000 acres of Arizona, resulting in $8million in damages.

Take this as a lesson. While tannerite is a fun thing to shoot, it's the type of thing you reserve for the green season. High winds and dry grass make for a smokey atmosphere. Learn from Agent Dickey's mistake. Skip the gender reveal parties. You're the only one that cares anyway.

Dickey's judgement was to pay a little over $8million in restitution.

Don't be Dickey.