Stupid Criminals

God I hope this doesn't become a new internet challenge! If you haven't seen this yet I guarantee you after seeing it you'll only purchase sealed containers from this day forth!

Just when you think gender reveal parties couldn't get worse, this guy lights the state on fire.

Don't you just love it when karma pays someone back in spades? Well that's exactly what happened to this burglar who decided it would be a good ideal to break into someone's home in broad daylight.

Guilt -- among other things -- is written all over his face.

Only a dope would do this.

Well, here's a use of wire you probably never considered.

This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.

This has to be some kind of sick yolk, right?

Add another chapter to the well-known history of Los Angeles and police chases.

When Sand Springs PD tried to pull over a stolen SUV, the insane lady behind the wheel rammed police cars, proclaimed herself to be God, and made the most satisfying taser pain-face a criminal could possibly make.

There is nothing lower than a person who steals. Especially a package left on a front porch. This Texas deserves a round on me.

Call it brash, but I kind of dig it when criminals get hurt. It's instant karma. All the same, I hope the car is ok.