Anllela Sagra is tough to describe, because it's impossible to know where to start. Every part of her is this flawless, perfectly honed unit -- the face, the booty, the bosoms, the hair, the legs, the everything. It's like when all five judges give a guy 10 out of 10 in the Slam Dunk Contest -- how do you pick which 10 is the best?

Maybe Anllela is like a human Rorschach Test -- if you think her ass is her best feature, then odds are you're an ass man. Her boobs, you say? You're a boob guy. Whatever you pick, you can't be wrong -- it's just who you are.

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