Living in the USA is pretty damn great. We all know, and won't argue that. But the more I read the newsfeeds on facebook, the more I see people suffering from "First World Problems".  Having to get up for work, but not wanting to escape the warmth of the bed... The "new car" smell dissipating as time goes on... Phone going dead and the charger is all the way in the other room... It's pretty petty, and we're all guilty of it. But what about this - your poo smelling too bad when you answer the call of nature?

You get yourself some Poo-Pourri! Yes, it's a real product. No, I have no idea if it truly works. It's completely advertised to women, but there's no way in hell we (as men) can share this with the lovely ladies in our life. Even with it's comedic value, it'll somehow come off as insensitive and demeaning. Don't argue it, that's exactly what will happen. Because women smell good, and they spend good money making sure they do. Us guys, however, love a good potty session... Dropping some serious heat and basking in all our glory. Real men have that strong 'beef'. So, if you find a good way to somehow pass this along to your lady friend while keeping that same lady friend... let a brother know

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