See the Crazed Sorority Email as Interpreted by Adorable Animals

University of Maryland junior Rebecca Martinson's swear-riddled, histrionic email to her fellow Delta Gamma "sisters" has taken the internet by storm this week. But what if an actual cat were spewing that verbal venom? Or, say, a puppy? Wouldn't an elephant perhaps deliver the most effective punt of all?

And since Martinson just resigned from her position at Delta Gamma, we thought we'd put her words into the mouths of a bunch of adorable animals. Sigma Nu likes adorable animals. And really, isn't pleasing Sigma Nu what it's all about?

TheFW Rough Ride

TheFW Rock

TheFW Boring

TheFW Sisters

TheFW Standing Around

TheFW Sports

TheFW C--- Punt

TheFW Assault

Sorority Girl Email

TheFW Shy

TheFW Cock

TheFW Offended