This Is the Worst Twerking Video You Will Ever See

This twerking video is sooo hot. But not for the reasons you might think.

This poor woman wanted to make a spicy video of herself twerking like Miley for her boyfriend. She looks like she’s got some good moves, but her routine soon goes, well, up in flames.

Here's hoping she bounces back from her injuries soon and starts up again with something less dangerous, like the hokey pokey.

UPDATE: Here it is in the requisite GIF form: