Watch This Wing-Eating Contest Turn Hysterically Violent

We love a good chicken wing-eating contest. We love when a good chicken wing-eating contest goes wrong even more.

In this video, a man is crowned a chicken wing-eating champion, but that’s where the fun really begins. Another participant inexplicably decides to pull down his shorts, so the winner responds in the only way he knows how: bopping him square in the face.

It’s awesome. So awesome, in fact, we think chicken wing contests should be combined with MMA to create a hybrid sport, a modern-day biathlon for those with a love of cuisine. Now that would be entertaining.