Before you assume this is Japan... given their total dominance in the world of weird innuendo, I may have thought the same thing, but this is shockingly from Germany. A country that really doesn't know how to be funny in terms of international comedic standards. If you were ever stationed there, you know what's up.

I may be a bad uncle, but on at least one occasion, I told my teenage nephew that pickles were turtle penises. It was good for a disgusted laugh. I hadn't seen this video yet, even though it's from two decades ago, but I vaguely remember seeing a meme on I Can Haz Cheezberger... Yeah, that's how long ago it was. Anyway, enjoy the weird.