Granted, this is just a parody, but, oh, that it were real. 'The Dark Knight Rises' would have been a much more entertaining movie if Bane had half the dialogue from this funny parody video. Or if Batman really loved cheesy '90s techno. In fact, we might never watch 'The Dark Knight Rises' again, just so that we can always remember it this way. Enjoy!

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