For some reason, it's still pretty popular to dress up like clowns and chase random people through the streets. First and foremost, while it's hilarious to watch, that kind of prank will probably get you shot in this part of the country. It's best to leave this kind of cruel fun to the countries that don't care about personal liberties and freedoms.

If you do feel like pulling some spooky doots, it might be best to scare children as they trick or treat. Sure, it sounds mean, but kids are a perfect subject. They normally don't carry firearms, and they typically give up a scream pretty easily. Just keep in mind, get your jump scare in there, and let it be. You're not looking to torture a kid, just give them a little Halloween spirit... if anybody is packing heat, it's the parent.

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