Prepare Yourselves Oklahoma for ‘Attack of the Meth Gator’
The only thing more terrifying than an alligator is a meth gator. Remember about 4 years ago when we were warned about flushing meth and other drugs down the toilet? Well, we should have listened to the warning.
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Back in 2019, a police department in Loretto, Tennessee took to Facebook to warn citizens to stop flushing drugs down the toilet or it could create meth gators. We did a story on it, you can click here to check it out.
The post went viral despite being a joke but has caused quite a bit of interest and fear. Now The Asylum film company will be using it as inspiration for an upcoming b-horror creature feature, "Attack of the Meth Gator."
Get all the glorious & gory details about the new movie 'Attack of the Meth Gator' below
The Asylum has brought us such b-horror creature classics like the Sharknado franchise, Mega Shark, Zoombies, 5-headed Shark Attack, and many, many more. This summer we'll see Attack of the Meth Gator.
NOTHING SAYS FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT LIKE METH GATORS & COCAINE BEARS
The Asylum is known for its low budget and hilarious takes on popular horror and sci-fi films. They have an incredible catalog of modern b-horror, creature features, and other so terribly bad they're good movies.
Although it wasn't filmed by The Asylum, Cocaine Bear is in theaters now. It did an amazing 23.1 million over the opening weekend and audiences are raving about the new movie. It sounds like an EPIC good time!
Watch the official movie trailer below for 'Cocaine Bear' in theaters now
I'm very much looking forward to seeing Cocaine Bear, hopefully, sometime this week. I love movies like this. No social messages, no meanings, just good old mindless maulings and mutilations by drug-fueled wildlife.
2023 PREDICTION: AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE GOES TO "COCAINE BEAR"
It's great to just turn off your brain for a while and just have a laugh and a good time. To be entertained instead of being force-fed an education on the latest woke cause or topic. Speaking for myself anyway.
As successful as Cocaine Bear has been and it's only been out for a few short days, it looks like there are a lot of people who agree. This could very well be the beginning of the CCU (Cocaine Cinematic Universe).
Hit play on the video below to learn about the humble & horrific origins of the meth gator
Ask and you shall receive. It's looking like we'll be getting more tiles like these including Attack of the Meth Gator. The Asylum teased the upcoming film on Twitter and Instagram announcing its release this summer.
IN SUMMER 2023 WE'LL SEE "ATTACK OF THE METH GATOR" FROM THE ASYLUM
They've been working on the new movie for a while now and just wrapped up filming. Looking forward to the official trailer and a sneak peek, along with the details on when and where we'll be able to stream or rent it.
Maybe, just maybe we'll get to see Attack of the Meth Gator on the silver screen. Now that would be BEYOND EPIC! Even if they did a limited release in select theaters, I know I'd make the trip to watch it in the theater.
The Asylum announced "Attack of the Meth Gator" on Twitter & Instagram see below
We'll keep you posted and as soon as we get any more details on Attack of the Meth Gator we'll be sure to pass it along. In the meantime, you can head to the theater and see Cocaine Bear, a mauling masterpiece!
GET DETAILS ON COCAINE BEAR THE MOVE & VIDEO GAME BELOW
You can get all the details and showtimes by visiting the official Cocaine Bear website here. They even have a video game for Cocaine Bear on the website, click here to play. This could be the start of a new franchise.
As boring, predictable, and ridiculously ultra-woke as Hollywood has gotten over the past few years, Cocaine Bear is just what the doctor ordered. It's sure to become an instant b-horror creature feature cult classic.