Texas Rated One of the Sluttiest States in America
A website called Mandatory recently conducted a search of the most sluttiest states in America. And, wouldn't you know it, Texas apparently is one slutty state, ranking pretty high up on the list.
The list was compiled by using data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Then, using three of the top STDs including chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis, infections were added up per 100,000 residents. Basically, the higher the number, the better chance you will catch something when you hook up with some stranger you met at a party, bar or wherever you go looking for love.
Coming in at lucky number 13 on the list, was the Lone Star State. Out of the three STD's listed, apparently 496 Texans per 100,000 people catch Chlamydia the most. On the bright side, we only have about 6.5 per 100,000 people who get Syphilis.
Here are the official rankings for the sluttiest states in America.
5. South Carolina
8. North Carolina
10. New Mexico
12. New York
19. South Dakota
What surprises me about this list the most, is that Nevada is only 30th on this list. Heck, seems like Las Vegas alone would propel that state to the top. But, nope. Apparently folks in Mississippi like to do the 'wild thing' the most.
Three words, people. Wear a condom.
This public service announcement is brought to you by someone who has like 20 kids.