Behold the “Karen,” one of the fiercest creatures in the wild.

She’ll be the first to let you know when her steak wasn’t cooked properly. So, in the other words, “Karen” eats a lot of food that’s been spit in, but probably believes no one would ever do such a thing to her.

“Karen” will quickly demand to speak with the manager if customer service doesn’t see the wisdom in the old saying, “The customer is always right.” Even though, frankly, the customer isn’t always right. Especially when that customer is “Karen.” Because “Karen” can be quite irrational.

And when “Karen” wants her money back, you damn sure better drop what you’re doing and give it to her. Otherwise, everyone within earshot will sustain permanent hearing damage from the verbal attack that will ensue.

You see, that’s the rub - “Karen” is very vocal. And you can hear her scream over the roar of a Boeing 747. That’s why “Karen” is the perfect metal vocalist.

Metal vocals are best served loud, so it was only a matter of time before an internet genius would give a group of viral “Karens” a metal makeover. In the above video, we see some of the internet’s most famous “Karens” in their natural state of giving people the business, unknowingly providing inspiration for a thirty second metal song using zombie sounds as vocals.

Lastly, to my sister Karen, I love you, and no, you’re not a “Karen.” In fact, you’re one of the coolest human beings on the planet, which is why I never understood why they chose “Karen” as the internet code word for “bitch.”

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