Oklahoma Beware of Wild Turkey Attacks This Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is almost here and as we prepare for our annual feast it's only appropriate that we take a moment to recognize the majestic turkey. These birds make the ultimate sacrifice to make our holiday meal possible and delicious. It's not Thanksgiving without turkey, at least in my honest, humble non-bias opinion.
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Millions of turkeys will give their lives this year for the cause and I thank them for that. I'm not the only person who thinks highly of this majestic, noble and proud bird. Benjamin Franklin once stated that the turkey should be the National bird. Of course, this all changed when everyone realized how amazing they taste!
While I agree with Mr. Franklin that the turkey is without a doubt beautiful, respectable, hearty, and earnest. However, there is a darker, more sinister side to these birds that is rarely seen. Luckily for us, we have video evidence of such behavior. Maybe it's payback for all those Thanksgiving meals or are they trying to dismantle mankind and place themselves at the top of the food chain? These are some ill-tempered toms. Judge for yourself and witness the savage and shocking brutality of when turkeys attack. Oh, the humanity!
THE TOP 10 MOST TERRIFYING TURKEY ATTACKS CAUGHT ON VIDEO:
WARNING: The following videos contain shocking, horrifying, and even graphic images of turkey attacks in vivid full-color detail. The content below is disgusting and disturbing. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
#01) Psycho Turkey & The Cyclist
This cyclist found himself face-to-face with a big bike-hating bird. Luckily he survived the encounter, barely!
#02) The King Of The Road
"You shall not pass!" This gobbler does his best Gandolf impression from 'Lord of the RIngs' and it's spot on!
#03) Turkey Going Postal
#04) Jurassic Turkey
#05) Born To Be Wild
#06) The Presidential Pardon
#07) News Reporter Gets The Exclusive
#08) There Goes The Neighborhood
#09) Peeping Toms
#10) Tom Terrorizes Trail Walkers
You've just witnessed the horrific carnage and terrifying devastation of when turkeys attack! I'd say we're all screwed if they revolt in an all-out war against mankind, it would be the end of civilization as we know it.
Payback's a bitch and these pissed-off gobblers are on the rampage! Having said that please don't let these videos negatively affect your opinion or influence your attitude toward turkeys. They're not all bad birds.
Most are hard-working, honest, and rarely hostile toward humans. There are always a few bad birds in the bunch and those are the ones getting all the attention. No need to panic. Unless, of course, they organize...